Just using alternative facts....

"We've exceeded industry benchmarks" (but refuse to give any figures)

CEO - "We are … hard at work changing the way we work." (I f-ed everything up but its everyone else's fault)

"We want to encourage early adopters of agents to bring their own tools," , acknowledging this technology remains "nascent." (we have no idea how bad this idea is)

"Results reflect short-term changes observed during these timeframes and may not be indicative of long-term usage trends." (our product is actually still shit)

'We didn't pay as much attention as we should have to the experience of our most knowledgeable engineers,' says automaker (Ford)

Apollo Chief Executive Marc Rowan and Blackstone President Jon Gray have said that fear of broad stresses in private credit are overblown. - 7/3/26 WSJ